Why I...Cheat At Golf

I know some people have been circulating the rumors of if I’ve cheated at golf or not. The answer is I have. And not just once. I do it all the time. I am an incurable liar. I’m sorry. But I have a completely good reason. The reason is...I don’t like golf. That may come as a shock, but it’s true. I don’t like it. Sure, when I was younger, I loved to play, but as times changed and I grew older, playing gold became a pain instead of a pleasure. What goes through most people’s minds at this point is, “why don’t you quit though?” That’s completely normal question to ask. The answer, though, is that I can’t quit. I mean I would if I could,  but I actually can’t. People would bombard me with questions and I would never be able to live a peaceful life. You may understand this, but now you could be asking, “well, why don’t you at least play it the right way and not cheat?” Another completely normal question. But the answer is that it’s no fun that way. I want some form of excitement in my life, and cheating at golf makes it a lot more fun and not just a bore. The only problem I face with cheating, is Nick finding out. I know he already thinks I have some sort of secret edge and he is undeniably attracted to, but knowing that I’m not even decent enough to follow the rules of my profession just might be enough to push him away. It might not be long though until he finds out. I already here that some newspapers are looking into my scandal.